Darth Vader is the evil antagonist in Star Wars 3,4, 5, and 6. He is committed to the Dark Side.
- When you wish upon a Death Star, your planet will be destroyed
- Jedi warriors are to die for
- Never compete against Yoda in a yodeling contest
- Sons don’t like their fathers to blow up planets
- Light sabers can be hazardous to your health
- If you get trapped in a room, never Force the issue
- Heavy breathing can get you kicked off the Galactic football team
- Don’t ever call me Tin Man again. Otherwise, I’ll slice and dice you down to Yoda’s size.
- Never cut off your son’s arm. He just might take it personally.
- Be wary of the person who offers you a lift. He just might give you a hand.
- Take a walk on the Dark Side of town. You’ll be glad you did.
- Always be on the lookout for Cool Hand Luke
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And you think you have family problems? You find out that the evil Lord Vader is your father, your long lost sister gew up as a Princess while you were a lowly moisture farmer,and the fate of the entire universe rests in your decision to disobey the family tradition.