The Vagina Dialogues: The Secrets for Guys to Chick Flicks

One of the biggest misconceptions men have is the importance of Chick Flicks. To them, these movies are nothing more than a waste of time, and for many, they are simply painful to have to endure. In fact, most men would consider these movies to violate the Cruel and Unusual Punishment Amendment; however, the truth of the matter is, these same men who don’t watch these movies, are often asking why they don’t understand their wives and girlfriends better? Well guys, I’m going to let you in on a little secret: To better understand your wife/girlfriend, get to understand these movies.

I could give you a list as long as your arm of movies in this genre that you could pick up a few notes for future reference from, but instead, I’m going to make this as simple as I can. After all, who wants to butcher the cow when you can just eat the steak instead?

The first important lesson about these movies that you must come to understand, is that regardless of the storyline, actors, or even the movie itself, the most important step you must take in approaching that better understanding of your lady, is the fact that whether the movie is a chick flick or a slasher, if the lady wants to see it…for crying out loud, watch it! There is an equally long list of movies that she has painfully sat through with you, only to make you happy. A little quid-pro-quo can go a long way! If your lady wants to see the new Kate Hudson movie, don’t grumble…just sit through it. You’d be amazed that the worst thing that could happen is that you might laugh, or worse, have to comfort her if the heroine dies. And what heterosexual man doesn’t want to have the opportunity to hold his vulnerable woman close to him, so that she can later find a way to return the favor? (Hint, hint. Wink, wink.)

The second important lesson, is that no matter what, don’t fall into that trap that women like to set for you guys. You know the one I’m talking about, it starts with a simple: “Do you think she’s pretty?” (Gesturing towards the screen as the main actress is expressing her opinion on life and love.) Do NOT fall for this! I’m warning you, stir clear of this trap as quickly as you would stir away from a Jonas Brothers concert. The only answer you need to reply with is a simple: “She’s too skinny.” Don’t deviate from this response, or your going to find yourself in very dangerous waters.

Third, even if you hated the movie, and wish you could have the last hour and a half of your life back, don’t let her know it! For God sakes, all she has to know is that you had a great time spending it with her and doing what she wanted to do. Again, remember quid-pro-quo.

Finally, don’t forget to do your best to have an open mind when you are forced to sit through one of these movies. Some of the funniest scenes in movie history can be found in Chick Flicks, and if you’re fan of comedy, it won’t hurt to laugh a little, will it? Pay close attention to what the characters are saying, because that guys, is the true Vagina Dialogues. That’s what you need to know! You need to hear things from a woman’s perspective some times, to better understand the lady in your life. God knows, she’s heard plenty of Testicle Talk.