I know you like to think that if stuck in a horror movie like situation your going to survive because you “watch horror movies all the time” or because you think your a bad ass. But here’s the reality: The real thing (if it happens to you) is going to be a lot more scary than what you THINK it is by imagining it.
So with that said, onto 10 mistakes you should try to avoid if caught in a horror movie like situation.
Mistake 1: Going outside. If you know the killer is outside and your locked safely in the house, don’t be a hero and try to go and find him. Because he will always find you before you find him.
Mistake 2: Saying “I’ll be back”. You wont be back. The only way your coming back is if your name is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Mistake 3: Sympathy. I don’t care if the killer is a lover, a brother or a parent. That whole “it’s so hard to kill them because I love them” thing is going to get you killed. You or them. Make the choice.
Mistake 4: Hesitation. Okay so you’ve never killed someone. But look at the bigger picture. You have someone trying to kill you. You can kill the bad guy and maybe have some nightmares and guilt for awhile, or you can hesitate and be sleeping in your grave for eternity. Your choice.
Mistake 5: Splitting the group. Never EVER split the group up in search of the killer. Or whatever your reasoning is for splitting everyone up. It just makes it easier for the killer to pick you all off one by one. Plus, the more people you have standing next to you, the less likely your going to be the one getting stabbed first.
Mistake 6: Making friends. I don’t care if you were strangers thrown in together or if you were friends for years before this event. Trying to save everyone is going to lessen your chances of making it out alive. And do you really think they’d risk their ass to save you? Probably not.
Mistake 7: Going upstairs. You want to ALWAYS be on the ground floor. Why? The last thing you need is to be trapped in a room where the only exit is a 3 story drop. Sure you might be able to make the fall without dying but your probably going to break a leg in the process. Which means: While your limping away the killer has already run downstairs with both working legs and is seconds behind you.
Mistake 8: Not keeping your weapon. I don’t know what you were thinking when you dropped your weapon after using it once on the killer but your an idiot. Whether you think he’s dead or not you always ALWAYS want to have a weapon on you. Who knows what lurks around each corner.
Mistake 9: Thinking the killer is dead. He’s never dead. You could shoot him in the head and he’d still rise one more time. It’s a rule. Look at Mike Myers, he’s been stabbed shot, fallen off buildings been in a car wreck and he still lived. Never think they’re dead.
Mistake 10: Calling your friends names. Do you think the killer is deaf? If your trying not to get caught and killed then calling out your friends names is the worst thing you can do. Let’s bring all the attention to you because your yelling: Not a good plan.
That’s all for now, Hopefully these help you in your own horror movie like situation.