Zombie Land

They are trying to find a place where the zombies haven’t infected. I found this movie hilarious, If you love comedy’s then you will love Zombie Land. I loved the movie so much i recommend it for everyone ex-specially if you like laughing and there is loads of blood. My favorite character in the movie that I’m sure you will all love is Tallahassee, the best way to describe him is he’s a redneck who loves guns and big trucks, you even get to here him play a little banjo(ha ha). My favorite part of the movie was the rules the character Columbus came up with to survive the zombie attack.

Cardio- Basically what he was saying is the overweight are less fortunate.

The Double Tap- This means if you think the zombies dead you may want to shoot him one more time to make sure.

Beware of Bathrooms- This means don’t let your guard down even while using the bathroom if you do you might get a surprise visit.

Seat belts- Buckle up you may find yourself flying through a windshield if you don’t.

The Skillet- It’s a very use-full weapon against zombies we’ll at-least Tallahassee thinks so.

Travel Leight- This means don’t travel in big pack’s because that just means there is more to protect.

Get a Kick ass Partner- These come in very handy when it comes to a zombie attack.

Check The Back Seat- You always want to check your backseat you might have an unwanted visitor *cough* Little Rock

There are 33 rules in total but i just wanted to tell you a few you will have to see the movie to see them all i don’t want to spoil them all, They are very and you wont be disappointed.

Basically in the movie Columbus is trying to reunite with his family which he hasn’t talked to in awhile and wants to sure there still alive when he runs into Tallahassee who is trying to obviously trying to get to Tallahassee. Columbus and Tallahassee agree to travel together but Tallahassee really has the craving for a twinkie and no a snowball isn’t good enough for this man he wants a damn twinkie. On there quest to find a twinkie they run into two sister Little Rock and Wichita who con them out of there ride and leave them stranded. But later on they reunite unwillingly and decide to team up to fight the zombie menace. The end of the movie is a must see lets just say there is a little showdown between zombies and humans.

I rate this movie a 5/5 and is probably the best movie out in 2009 in my opinion its tied with Inglorious Bastards but non the less go see the movie people!