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Top 10 Reasons to Not Watch Transformers Two
Top 10 reasons to not watch the new critically slammed movie.
With the movie now reaching well over the $200 million mark, here is a list of 10 reasons why you should not watch it, or if you already have, not watch it again.
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Shia Labeouf – Why? His name can be easily mistaken for Shia Ledouche, he largely helped ruin the new Indiana Jones, he’s a pointlessly egotistical idiot who thinks he is better than everyone. Really, just read some of his comments, “I would rather eat glass than play the Nintendo Wii with Megan Fox.”
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Explosions – Nothing is wrong with the occasional big dramatic explosion, however when there is more explosions than there is plot…. just go light a car on fire and watch it burn.
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Read the reviews – This movie is hated across the board, don’t give in to the hype and prove you are one of the mindless movie goers who will watch anything.
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Oscars – Don’t let this garbage get an Oscar!
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Shia Labeouf - Seriously, very sub par acting. And he trashed the Wii, “This is how in a simple way you can find out if it’s a gamer you want to play with. Ask them if they have a Wii. If they say yes, get the f*** out of there.” Please note the previous statement that he thinks he is better than everyone. Don’t get me wrong, I’m in no way saying the Wii is the greatest gaming system out there, it’s just how he presents himself.
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The Writing – Shia Labeouf breaks his hand during the filming, rather than CG the bandage out or something, they cheaply write it into the script.
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The First One - The first one wasn’t great, but it should have ended there. This is like Disney remaking a classic 20 years later and destroying it.
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Camera – The thing jumps around like a child with ADHD on a sugar high with a 2 liter bottle of mountain dew.
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Michael Bay
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Shia Labeouf – Not really, he only deserves 2 spots on this, the third reason is the plot itself, it’s just cheaply written to allow for a special effects driven movie that is built around a once popular concept.
If they make a third one and it is direct by Michael Bay as well, I’ll just redo this.
YEAHAHGAHRAHGAHA I’M DOING ACTION MOVIE!!!
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