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Paranormal Activity: The Movie, The Experience, The Rip Off
The experience of a single man and his reaction to Paranormal Activity.
Average viewer of Paranormal Activity
As I approach the theater entrance, I evade the preteens running to their mommy’s minivan who just saw the “SCARIEST MOVIE EVER” and mutter some words of disgust. I notice I am not longer alone, but followed by several other adult movie goers who are ready for the ultimate scarefest that was made on a ridiculous 11000 dollar movie budget. All 10 of us cram into a theater prepared for the movie of our lives, and sure enough we got the horror flick of a lifetime–that is if the point of the movie was for the viewer to debate what was scarier, the movie or that he/she has just wasted 86 minutes of your life.
If time was garbage this is how much you waste on Paranormal Activity
I swear this movie was so disappointing it must have been another one of Bernie Madoff’s schemes that the government has yet to bust. This production, I mean slop has no reason to have exploited the mass of America. America please wake up! The directors, actors, and producers should be paying you to watch this nightmare of a movie. I have not felt more violated since my uncle… er never mind. But to get to the point the budget shows exactly what you would think, horrible acting coinciding with Cloverfield scene-shooting styles.
However, I tolerated this movie and watched it from start to finish, and like the rest of the massive audience, I sighed a sigh of relief once this movie was over. I could get more satisfaction from watching the erosion of beaches, watching grass grow, or even puppies dying–and I love puppies– than I could ever from this craptacular film.
Since it didn’t live up to the hype I had hoped, I guess I’ll try to be positive and tell you something good about the film. Katie Featherston is hottttttttttt, and all those extra t’s are the amount of thousands of babies I’d eat to tap that ass.Throughout the movie they use the allure of her woman parts to make you stay focused. So bravo Mr. Director, you win my heart in this aspect.
