Here are the top 10 rules to surviving a horror movie in a psych ward.
Mostly likely your here when you shouldn’t be. This is a great playground for your killer. Because he’s probably the doctor.
So I’ve made a guide to Aid you in your horror movie like situation.
Rule #1: Don’t trust your doctor! He’s probably the brains behind the operation so trusting him is the worst thing you can do. Your just giving yourself up.
Rule #2: Don’t take the meds! Hide them under your tongue or pretend you put them in your mouth but keep them in your hand. The last thing you need is to be drugged unable to defend yourself.
Rule #3: Keep ALL the pills you didn’t take. You can use them on the doctors later.
Rule #4: Don’t yell at the nurses! They’ll take you for being crazy and hold you down to inject you with a syringe full of god only knows what. Not good for you.
Rule #5: Don’t try to save any other patients. I don’t care how innocent you think they are. All they are going to do is slow you down and get you caught. Make no friends.
Rule #6: While in therapy. Don’t claim to have seen someone come into your little padded room at night. They’ll say your just seeing things because your crazy and prescribe more meds. And remember, they’re all in on it.
Rule #7: DO NOT! Try to find out what goes on in the hospital! Who cares? Measily little you isn’t going to make the sinister act stop all by yourself. Especially not as a patient.
Rule #8: Observe every move the nurses make. Because when your ready to make your escape your going to need to know every ones schedule and who has what key.
Rule #9: Remember those little pills we kept? Crush them and sneak out after night check. Go to the nurses station and wait for her to leave then slip the crushed pills into her coffee.
Rule #10: After the nurse falls asleep. Don’t stupidly take only her keys and leave. Grab a few syringes and a weapon if you can find one. And if you see them, a set of car keys. Your going to need them.
That’s it for now. Hopefully you escape the ward alive!