It has been leaked recently across the web, that George Lucas has begun to take meetings on the possibility of a new star wars movie. As his new film “Red Tails” premieres soon, he is left now with what fans have been begging for.
Although the plot to the new film is still shrouded in mystery, the plot has been leaked out. With the working title of “Star Wars 7:a new threat” which takes place a few years after Vader’s death in episode 3.
The story chronicles the Daughter of Jar Jar binks, or “Tookie Pook Binks”, the spawn of Jar Jar and the Emporor. This is revealed in a flash back scene where the Emperor is making love to jar jar on the planet of naboo. Aparently Jar Jar has both male and female genitalia.
Tookie is a spunky rebellious teen who runs a lemonade stand on tatooine. She is often visited by the creepy often inappropriate luke skywalker (played by hot hollywood actor Shia Lebeouf) who senses the force within her. He then begins training her in the ways of the jedi.
(Shia to play luke skywalker, seen here crouching in underwear as caveman.)
Meanwhile Jar Jar Binks is laying in wait on endor, harnessing the Sith powers his lover had taught him years ago. He starts to build an army of ewoks to destroy luke. He resurrects Lord Dooku in the body of a miss-tempered ewok, played by ( Matt Damon ).
(the soul of count duku is trapped in an ewok, played by Matt Damon)
Han Solo returns in the film , played by veteran hollywood actor (Corey Feldman ), and princess leia ( Lady Gaga ). The movie takes a serious turn as Chewbacca gets space aids and they must band together to help their friend through such a tough time.
(Jack Black, growing out his chest hair in preparation for the role of Chewbacca)
(last known photo of Feldman, picture of lady gaga taken in the not to distant future.)
Yoda’s cousin aslo has a scene, where he is buying an ice cream cone on hoth. The actor to play Yoda’s cousin has been unannounced but sources say they are leaning toward famed Thespian Daniel Day Lewis.
(Yoda’s cousin, Gorbie, to be played by DDL)
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