Five Movies You Didn’t Know Were Being Released
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Five Movies You Didn’t Know Were Being Released

Five movies that I can’t believe they are even making. Hope they are good.

Some movies these days should never have made it to the theaters. I don’t believe in walking out of a movie, so if it sucks then I get naptime! I am not saying the following movies will be bad, but I am pretty sure most of you didn’t know they were in production.

5. Crank 2: High Voltage (2009)

“Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.”

Wow, didn’t this guy fall out of a airplane and hit cement ground in the first movie. I guess we have another new superhero, lookout here comes Crankman! I didn’t love the first movie, it was ok. I really hope this one will be a lot better!

4. The Incredible Hulk (June 13, 2008)

“Still stuck with the ability to turn into a raging behemoth, Bruce Banner (Edward Norton) desperately searches for a cure that will rid him of his gamma-irradiated alter ego once and for all. However, he’s barely given a chance to stop running from the obsessed General Thunderbolt Ross (William Hurt) who will use the entire might of the U.S. military to find Banner and kill the Hulk. Meanwhile, Banner also must deal with his tortured relationship with Betty Ross (Liv Tyler), as well as contend with a new opponent, another gamma-created monstrosity called The Abomination (Tim Roth).”

I am going to start off by saying that I got some really good nap time during the first Hulk movie. It would have to be on my top ten worst super hero movies! But sadly I love marvel so I guess I will end up spending $6 to go see this movie anyways.

3. Madagascar: The Crate Escape (Nov. 7, 2008)

“Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer and Jada Pinkett Smith all return to lend their voices to their animal counterparts: Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe and Gloria the hippo. After leaving the island of Madagascar, the creatures find themselves still lost on the African mainland.”

Awesome, I actually really enjoyed the first one! As long as they don’t make a “Sharks Tale 2: Sharks Can’t Dance” then I am good to go!

2. Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Aug. 15, 2008)

“George Lucas presents an all-new animated continuation of his mythos set in a galaxy far, far away. Taking place between Episodes II and III, Anakin Skywalker and his young female padawan Ahsoka attempt to keep the peace during turbulent times. The young Jedi and his apprentice team up with Obi-Wan Kenobi and Padme Amidala to stop the destruction of the Republic by Lord Palpatine, Count Dooku and General Grievous.”

Yes great idea, lets take all the mini episodes from cartoon network and turn them into a movie! It’s like taking candy from a baby.

1. Dragonball (Aug. 15, 2008)

“A young boy named Goku seeks out upon his grandfather’s dying request to find the great Master Roshi and gather all seven Dragon Balls (of which he has one) in order to prevent Piccolo from succeeding in his desire to use the Dragon Balls to take over the world.”

I never through it would actually happen, but it actually is. I really don’t know how I feel about this, I am excited and nervous at the same time. If they mess this up I am going to be pissed off for quite some time. Also, no super sayians in this movie kiddos, this is Dragonball without the Z! Oh and it looks like you are going to have to compete with cartoon Star Wars, better change your release date soon!

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22 Comments

  1. Tom
    Posted February 16, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    I don’t think you understand the Clone Wars film. It’s not a remake of the series. It’s a new 3D animated film that will be turned into a new TV series with a currently-announced amount of 100 episodes.

  2. Keith Lamar
    Posted February 16, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    Yeah, I know! I just like how the kept the same name. I am actually really looking forward to it because I saw some real screen shots a few days ago!

  3. Jimmy
    Posted February 16, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    You make it sound like the Hulk movie is a sequel, but it’s going to be a fresh start for the series.

  4. Zeno
    Posted February 16, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    Yeah, the Hulk is like a do-over.

    Also, Edward Norton seems perfect for the role.

  5. Getzhiz Monneysworth
    Posted February 16, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    $6 for a movie, how could you possibly complain about that?!

    We pay £7.50 for a cinema visit, which is about $15, so shut your yap.

    And Hulk was good. Not great by any means, but still good. This one will be better.

  6. Adam
    Posted February 16, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    Wow all these movies look terrible.

  7. Key
    Posted February 16, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    movies here are like $12-$14 here but i usually buy them in bulk which amounts to $7 per ticket which is straight…

  8. Kbo
    Posted February 17, 2008 at 12:22 am

    This is the second “Movies to Look Forward To” I’ve Stumbled on this evening. Is there anything FRICKING ORIGINAL COMING TO FILM ANYWHERE?! Yay for an end to the writer’s strike and all, but maybe they can use this opportunity to actually think of something creative for once.

  9. Bryce
    Posted February 17, 2008 at 1:12 am

    Only one I didn’t know about was Crank 2. And I don’t care about that one, not one bit.

  10. ELBSeattle
    Posted February 17, 2008 at 4:26 am

    Not one of these looks even remotely appealing to me.

  11. demonfox
    Posted February 17, 2008 at 7:53 am

    dragonball will be sick for anyone who likes japanese anime… but i already knew all these movies where coming out

  12. Keith Lamar
    Posted February 17, 2008 at 10:24 am

    I am from ohio and you can buy like super saver tickets from our grocery store Giant Eagle and they are only $6 a ticket which is pretty cool.

  13. yo
    Posted February 18, 2008 at 1:21 am

    well some of those movies are a while away so there will probly still be previews out about a mother be for they come out and for the crank one that more then a year away

  14. Yaria
    Posted February 18, 2008 at 8:22 am

    As a former fan of the whole Dragonball and Dragonball Z/GT series, I hope they don’t screw this up.

  15. me
    Posted February 19, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    well Chelios didn’t hit the cement, he bounced off a car THEN hit the ground, and people have been known to survive from falls higher than that from time to time
    So for the movies sake that was most likely one of those times.

  16. Hello
    Posted February 19, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    Adrenalin not electricity

  17. Steven
    Posted February 19, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    I really enjoyed the Clone Wars mini-series (or movie if you’ve bought the DVDs). It’s strange that they would release Clone Wars in theatres when the DVDs are already around.

  18. pauline
    Posted February 20, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    Good article thanks for the info.

  19. Anne Lyken-Garner
    Posted February 22, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    I always look for a good reason to drag the kids to the cinema, so I could watch a good movie. I love kids movies and enjoyed Madagascar. Will look out for the sequel.

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  21. Shafi Choudhury
    Posted September 9, 2008 at 11:13 am

    dragonball? ok that should be good! hopefully!

  22. Posted November 5, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    Hahahaha did anyone see the original crank. it was the best bad movie i’ve ever seen. SO over the top.

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