There’s a serious problem with Horror Movies now a days. And here it is: They all suck.
Here are ten to avoid wasting your time on.
Movie 1: Hellraiser Revelations. I know it was exciting that they made another Hellraiser. But this movie has the WORST actors I have ever seen. And some of the most cheesy scenes I have ever seen. I actually laughed almost the whole way through this movie.
Movie 2: Hostel. Any of the hostel movies. What was disappointing about this movie was the idea was amazing. But they didn’t carry it out very well.
Movie 3: The woman with the slit mouth. This movie was mostly a porno with some random killings in it. There is also a scene that has NOTHING to do with the movie that they never explain.
Movie 4: Halloween: Resurrection. Unless you want to see Busta Rhymes dancing in fire and a girls head bounce down the stairs like a basketball, this movie was a total waste of time.
Movie 5: Drag me to Hell. I was excited for this one because everyone said it was so amazing…. They were wrong. The idea was somewhat interesting I guess. But they carried it out badly and it also had the worst ending in the world.
Movie 6: Shutter. This movie was just way to predictable. However. The original Shutter made in Thailand, was amazing.
Movie 7: My bloody Valentine. The title pretty much already says it’s not going to be any good. The plot was horrible.
Movie 8: Sorority Row. The killing scenes in this movie were pretty epic. But the story line was ridiculous and predictable.
Movie 9: Anti Christ. I thought this was going to be great considering Willem Dafoe is in it. But it was pretty much a porno that had a girl go crazy in the end. And when I say porno, they show everything.
Movie 10: Cabin Fever. This makes it to the list because as a Horror Movie it Does suck. It’s very typical. That whole teenagers going on vacation and ending up in a “deadly situation” theme. However.. If your looking for a good laugh then this is the movie for you. It had some pretty funny parts.