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Batman: A Real Superhero?
Is Batman such the great superhero everyone makes him out to be?
Batman. first lets get one thing straight he is not a superhero. he has no superpowers, he cant fly unaided, cant pick up an extremely heavy load, he cant dodge bullets or withstand them, in fact he cant do anythinf of extra-ordianry importance without the use of gadgets. all he is, is a rich, pretty strong vigilante. if his corny villians (except for bane, kiler croc, and maybe the joker) batmans villians are lame, any other superhero could take them out in a single move. i mean a superhero named the “riddler”? how lame is that? all he does is talk in riddles and all his crimes are related to riddles, and he has a big question mark jumsuit soooooo lame. then he breaks the traditional mold of superhero solo jobs by adopting a sidekick, wow how much of a loser do you have to be to get not 1 but 2 sidekicks to help you fight crime? think about it, if one of batmans villains gained real superpowers ans took him on? if the joker had supermans powers batman would be visiting the batgrave. then he is a detective, who is he? sherlock holmes with a blackbelt here? that is sooo lame damn, mybe he should have had like the power to turn into a bat or control bats, batman is a corny name to begin with. then comes the face that he is always relying on some sort of gadget to get out of his problems, after he got stomped on by bane what did he do? he went and crafted a BAT MACHINE! a bat machine people he couldnt take bane without somw sort of help, if that was green lantern or the hulk bane would need a cane. but not batman he is the ultimate corny superhero. how did they let him join the justice league? he doesnt have superpowers people. batman, green arrow and lone ranger are all on the same page. take away green arrows bow and wrrows and some common street thugs that spidey could shrug off could possibly kil the green arrow without his gadgets. but back to batman. the lame man. he is the only superhero with transportation in the form of a car or a motorcycle, lame. so that basically sums up the VIGILANTE that is batman, he is not a superhero. just a gadget using, over acheiving, LUCKY, rich man. batman should be recongnized as a man with a problem remember folks his sign is a bat.
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good points, batman defiantly isn’t super, and I won’t argue that he is, but I will argue that he isn’t lame. who would you rather look up too? super man, the alien who pretends to be a weak hopeless human till he has to chance to be superman? or how bout spiderman the hopelessly in love geek who got bite by a spider and is now cool? flash the other lab geek who survived being struck by lighting and now has a “I’m better than you” attitude? how bout the hulk I’m a smart weak weak little lab geek, don’t make me angry or I’ll change into a huge green monster and destroy stuff cause I can’t control what he does?
I know I know at least they have super powers right?
They were all also very smart people that just got lucky.
What makes batman great is that he doesn’t have any powers, he’s just an extreme guy that is quick on his feet, always thinking in the moment and when he has time thinks about whats ahead, he only go lucky in being rich, and he didn’t become who he is because “with great power comes great responsibility” garbage, he just got tired of everyone being pushed around and no one doing anything about it. he’s 100% human nothing special about him other than his got money, which means just about anyone can be him, hence the side kicks.
What about the other guys? what are the chances that you’ll ever get bitten by a spider that will give you super powers or that your smart enough to figure out how the hulk came to be and become him or the chances that you’ll survive being struck by lighting? next to 0
And superman the most insulting superhero of all. no one, no one at all can be like him, his a freakin alien whose home planet was blown up.
I would argue that superman is the most lame because he looks at the human race as inferior, weak, powerless, until one of the has kryptonite then his begging for someones help!
there is no better hero than batman because his the only hero that can say “a little hard work and you can be like me” everyone else says “you’re just human a normal person who will just get in my way!”
I would think that Batman is on the justice league because he knows how to beat all the “superheros” and he’s just a normal human being. sure he needs stuff to help him win but he doesn’t need super powers to beat anyone.
batman is an average everyday hero but with a costume
doctors wear a costume and save lives
firefighters wear a costume and save lives
swat wears a costumes and prevent crime
undercover cops wear costumes and prevent crime
police officers wear costumes and prevent crime
Like Batman, Tony Hawk is an extremist, the guys from Viva La Bam can with stand quite a bit of pain.
and they are all 100% human nothing super about any of them, to say batman is lame is to say the human race is lame.
Are you Lame?
The important thing about Batman is the way he uses intelligence to survive and solve problems. There are real Batmans in society (Police officers) and real Supermen (Soldiers)…or at least that is as close as real life will get to having those type characters.