10 Things That You Should Not Say to the Terminator

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The Terminator movies have been immensely popular. In the first Terminator movie, Arnold Schwarzenegger plays the role of the Terminator, a cyborg assassin, who is sent back in the past to kill Sarah Connor. Although the Terminator looks human, he is really made of a powerful metal endoskeleton. It is definitely advisable that one should never approach the Terminator. Here are ten things that you should never say to him:

1.   Did anyone ever tell you that you have a striking resemblance to the Governor of California.

2.   You are so stiff. I think that you could really use a drink.

3.   You’re new around here aren’t you? You really ought to lose the shades. They make you look rather sinister.

4.   Hey, you just blew up my car. I hope that you have a good lawyer. By the time I’m through with you, you’ll be singing in a new voice in prison.

5.   What do you mean, “I’ll be back?” I didn’t want you here in the first place.

6.   Are you into heavy metal music? Cool, my magnet is attracted to you.

7.   I told you to empty all your pockets while going through the metal detector. Are you hard of hearing?

8.   Are you related to Wolverine? Come on, smile a little. You’ll live a little longer.

9.   I don’t know anyone by the name of Sarah Connor. However, we did have a Supreme Court Judge named Sandra Day O’Connor. Perhaps you wanted to see her instead.

10. Would you like a career in boxing? We can call you The Lean Mean Killing Machine. How do you like the title.